Plot Summary:After being fired from a national commercial for eating a bagel with cream cheese, and after being dumped by her boyfriend for a G-string wearing supermodel, Lexy Croft decides that all human suffering is caused by Victoria's Secret, or in this case Venus Industries. Lexy does some soul-searching by drawing mustaches on supermodels. She can't seem to overcome her conflicting need to become a pre-pubescent sex object, or in her words: a teenage, womb-less, butt-less mutant! Just as Lexy has her epiphany and starts to believe the conspiracy is all in her head, she opens the wrong door and discovers the secrets of Venus. With the help of her sister Zoe, she discovers a more sinister world than she ever imagined.